In my own world..

20. Goal Oriented. DPD. GOD. SINGER. FOREVER YOUNG.
"If people were rain I was drizzle and she was a hurricane."

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle, via mellybearlovesmarshmellows)

me typing in 2009:Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
me typing in 2010:Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
me typing in 2011:Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
me typing in 2012:lol whats happening hoo Dis
me typing in 2013:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me typing in 2014:hella

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via jellen0313)

pornstarch:

i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat

(via jellen0313)

mybootysofat:

"this incident is making good men uncomfortable in the feminist movement"

literally I do not fucking care. I don’t fucking care. not a single fucking fuck. there is not a single fuck in my entire fucking body that I could gift to u, not on hanukkah or Easter or even fucking st. Paddy’s day. oh wait a second I think- nope. i actually got a restraining order last year that says a fuck about men’s feelings cannot be within 1000 feet from me. not a single fuck.

(via p-purebliss)

prettyemoji:

even olaf has more of an eyebrow game than me and he’s a snowmanimage

(Source: invades, via somethingsssarcastic)

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