nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
|me typing in 2009:||Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.|
|me typing in 2010:||Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD|
|me typing in 2011:||Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.|
|me typing in 2012:||lol whats happening hoo Dis|
|me typing in 2013:||( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)|
|me typing in 2014:||hella|
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat
"this incident is making good men uncomfortable in the feminist movement"
literally I do not fucking care. I don’t fucking care. not a single fucking fuck. there is not a single fuck in my entire fucking body that I could gift to u, not on hanukkah or Easter or even fucking st. Paddy’s day. oh wait a second I think- nope. i actually got a restraining order last year that says a fuck about men’s feelings cannot be within 1000 feet from me. not a single fuck.
even olaf has more of an eyebrow game than me and he’s a snowman